FREE LIGHTER

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by HerSuperman, Jun 13, 2015.

  1. WHAT THE HELL IS THISSSS
     
  2. Do you have a lighter?
    Coz I want to light your ass and shoot you to stars
     
  3. arent you tired? cos you keep on runnibg through my mind. ?
     
  4. Do your feet hurt?
    Why?
    Because you've been running through my mind all day ?

    I can't give you money,
    But you can be my honey ?

    Close your eyes.
    Ok.
    What do you see?
    Nothing.
    That's my life without you?
     
  5. Do you know CPR? Cos you gave me a heart attack.
     
  6. Nice ass there I wonder how it looks when bent over
    #BecauseImBatman
     
  7. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
     
  8. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.



    Did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away.
     
  9. You must be a wooden stick, and I must be a small amount of red phospor, 'cause we're a match
     


  10. Are you a wizard? Cause you got me under a spell.

    You must be Poetry. Cause I'm not opPROSE to marrying you.

    Do you play soccer? Cause you're a keeper.

    You dont need to bring anything home. You're already gold.

    If you were a dosage, you'd be hepatitis-BAE.

     
  11. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
     
  12. Are you a Car? Because Im awesome... The pickup line my ex used at my BDay
     
  13. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're a bomb 
     
  14. I'll be the lighter and you can be the smoke 
     
  15. really
    ?!?! 
     
  16. Baby, you're so sweet you put Hershey's outta business

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
     
  17. If you were a tear in my eye, i would not cry for fear of losing you :')
     
  18. You don't need keys to drive me crazy.

    My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

    I blame you for global warming. Your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!