FREE LIGHTER

Are you a parking ticket? Because you got FINE written all over you

 

Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.

If I had a garden, I would put your tulips and my tulips together.

Something's wrong with my phone, your number isn't in it.

 

I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

 

Do you like bacon? Wanna strip? 

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under. 

I'm sorry, I forgot your name. Can I just call you mine? ?

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. ?

Did you sit on sugar? Cause your ass is pretty sweet. 

Nothing catches my eye in the fridge cause I'm looking at you. ?

You have a butt and I have a pair of hands, gosh what a coincidence. 

You got something on your butt... My eyes. 

Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine. 

I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smokin' hot. ?

 

If you were a volleyball, I'd call "mine!"??

 

Hey it seems like ur height gets short now,coz before u are just in my mind but now ur in my heart ^_^

 

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST_VWXYZ opppps sorry i miss "U" ^_^

 

If I was to ask you out on a date would your answer be the same answer as to this question?

 

Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart ?

 

My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.

 

Hey did you grow up on a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a c--k o.o

 

Are you a drill commander? Because you got my privates standing at attention 

 

Is that a phone in your back pocket cuz your booty is callin me

 

Plzz gift me a free lighter

 

You look just like a swan. You have skinny legs but a fat ass. 

 

Winner

 

Also winner

 

Ik this is cheesy but can you lay your succulent Gouda over my hard French baguette & let my butter slick up your insides.

 

Did you sit in gum? Cause that bootys popping

 

Can I punch you in the face..

With my lips...