FREE LIGHTER

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by HerSuperman, Jun 13, 2015.

  1. If you were a veggie, you'd be a cute-cúmber
     
  2. You're the only girl I love now, but in ten years, I'll love another girl and she'll call you Mommy.
     
  3. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back 
     
  4. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful ?
     
  5. If u were a booger I'd Pick U first cuz u were way up in there(Added that last part 
     
  6. This thread well never pass such a waist of time I think every one got a chance on their own to get the lighter
     
  7. my name's ____, but you can call me tonight 
     
  8. Free lighter give you free fire 
     
  9. Feel my shirt. You know what that is?

    Boyfriend material.
     
  10. Hey gurl. Did you know my underwear is like your ass? Im always in it.

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
  11. Are you wearing space pants? Because your booty is out of this world ;)

    I may not be Superman .. But you can call me YourMan ;)

    Are you a farmer ? Cause you surely know how to raise a cõck ;) x)
     
  12. DONT BYPASS YOU SASQUATCH
     
  13. ?
     
  14. Is there a phone in your back pocket? Because I hear a booty call 
     
  15. Are you from Tennessee?




    Cause you're the only ten-i-see ;)
     
  16. Are you left?
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    No you are alRIGHT

    Worst ive heard so far
     
  17. If you where a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber ??
     
  18. If ypu were a fruit, you wouild be a cutecumber XD