️MIKE️

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Ahli-LovesMike, Jun 11, 2015.



  1. When I started making this thread, I wrote down all the embarrassing stories Mike's mum told me about him when I met her earlier this year..

    The story about a cheeky little punk that tried to get out of preschool a year early by telling his teachers he was supposed to be in kindergarten already.. :|

    The one where he actually did start kindergarten, and stole his dad's name, which caused a huge kerfuffle.. :lol:

    The time they were on the way home from a family vacation in Mexico, and he packed a soaking wet, foam pool ball in his bag next to his game console.. Which looked highly suspicious on airport security screens.. :shock:

    Or that one time, when crossing the border on a second vacation, border security were asking him questions, and he refused to speak, making his parents look like child smugglers :?

    But, then I thought, I'd better not share those stories with the whole forums.. Especially not on his birthday!! ;)

    So, Mike, because you're always making me laugh with your brilliant (sometimes crazy and gross) sense of humour, you've always got my back, and always make me feel like anything and everything is possible, I won't share those stories of you as a kid, traumatising your poor parents :lol:

    Instead, I'll be a good girlfriend, and start praying for the expedited genetic engineering of a midget squirrel that 'mysteriously' produces skittles, because I know that is something that would really make your day 



    I hope you have an absolutely fantastic day, that it doesn't rain, and that your long weekend feels like a month! :lol:

    Happy, happy birthday, babe!!  And biggest love, from your Ahli! 


     
  2. Happy Birthday Mike!
     
  3. Aww!  Happy Birthday Mike! 
     
  4. :lol: Happy Birthday Mike. 
     
  5. Mike was on campus a couple of night ago talking about butt-waxing . It was interesting ?.

    You are so funny Ahli! I missed your threads 
     
  6.  a ghost! 
     
  7. Happy Birthday Mike :lol:

    Have a good one
     
  8. Doesn't surprise me, Stella  and thank you lovely 
     
  9. Happy Birthday Mike!
     
  10. ??Happy Birthday Mike??
     
  11. Happy Birthday ol' buddy ol' pal?
     
  12. Happy birthday
     
  13. Happy birthday
     
  14. Happy Le birthday
     
  15. Happy birthday mike even tho I don't know you...im hoping i can u sound like a fun guy...
     
  16. Happy birthday mike go to the aquarium
     
  17.  Aww This is cute Happy birthday Mike!!!
     
  18. Happy birthday Mike