A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
I named my ipod titanic.. Plugged it in to the computer... It is syncing. It's syncing. I attached all my watches together to make a belt. It was a waist of time. There is a new movie called "constipation".. It hasn't come out yet.
Newsflash: Jack lost both of his hands due to an accident. Knock knock Whose there? Certainly not jack :-D
These are two of my favorite jokes: ~ I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel. ~ I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.