this is my story

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TheLemonPledge, Jun 8, 2015.

  1. Now this is a rather long story so I'll do it in points

    >was out one night
    >see hot girl
    >easy 8/10
    >she looks at me
    >what do I do
    >foreveralone.jpg
    >try to talk to her
    >outsidevoiceinside
    >she laughs at me
    >success.jpg
    >continue talking for an hour or so
    >lost track of time was drinking
    >asks me to walk her home
    >imin.jpg
    >walk her home
    >get to her door
    >she gets inside and I go to head back home
    >she calls out to me
    >come inside, have something to sober up
    >is this really happening?
    >go inside with her
    >asks if I want anything
    >coffee sounds good
    >she says she's gonna need something first
    >okay
    >I'm gonna need about tree fiddy
    >it's about that time I noticed this girl was 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era
    >that god damn Loch Ness monster got me again


     
  2. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
  3. This is oddly familiar. Girl was 10/10 tho
     
  4. Happens a lot, the Loch Ness monster gets around
     


  5. This gif looks erotic
     
  6. So...what are u saying?