Now this is a rather long story so I'll do it in points >was out one night >see hot girl >easy 8/10 >she looks at me >what do I do >foreveralone.jpg >try to talk to her >outsidevoiceinside >she laughs at me >success.jpg >continue talking for an hour or so >lost track of time was drinking >asks me to walk her home >imin.jpg >walk her home >get to her door >she gets inside and I go to head back home >she calls out to me >come inside, have something to sober up >is this really happening? >go inside with her >asks if I want anything >coffee sounds good >she says she's gonna need something first >okay >I'm gonna need about tree fiddy >it's about that time I noticed this girl was 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era >that god damn Loch Ness monster got me again