Best Key Excuses  Key Giveaway! 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fume, May 27, 2015.

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  1. I have seen "I will trade my virginity for a key." Said by a teenage guy btw
     
    #101 OtterHoarder, May 28, 2015
  2. "Im dying in three seconds. Send me your key"
     
    #102 simonesays1996, May 28, 2015
  3. Today is my cousin's birthday and she is sick for stage 4 cancer, she want a key so bad before she die so I want to be the last person to send her a gift. Please let me hsve the key. 

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    #103 DauntlessErudite, May 28, 2015
  4. " I will Cry If You dun Give Me A Key "  The Guy in campus Yesterday
     
    #104 Tokki, May 28, 2015
  5. I offered my body for a key yesterday was a low time for me
     
    #105 Death12321, May 28, 2015
  6. I lost my key can i have another 3 keys please
     
    #106 Corrupt, May 28, 2015
  7. Can u give me a key i will give it to my sister her bday is today .... shes a bitch but she liked that key ...and she still my sis
     
    #107 Eggyolk4, May 28, 2015
  8. "My brother became a door! Someone gift me a key please!"
     
    #108 -Worshiper-, May 28, 2015
  9. I became a door too but temporarily. I can tell you i got a big key here ;-)

    Oooooohhhhh badum tsss

    I trade hypnocat meat in the black market please give me key and i will give you a fur jacket of hypnocats.
     
    #109 L7-PseudonymousFrenchfry-L7, May 28, 2015
  10. This is gold ??
     
    #110 DemonicHypnocat, May 28, 2015
  11. My body is 65% water and I'm thirsty for a key
     
    #111 BrightLightsCityNights, May 28, 2015
  12. I have cancer, please gift me a key so I know you care <3
     
    #112 A_Aaliyah2, May 28, 2015
  13. "I'll send ya naughty pics for a key ;)"
    -Random WC nub
     
    #113 SeamourButts, May 28, 2015
  14. If you have a key then give it to me because your grandma is too fat for your key
     
    #114 alyscn, May 28, 2015
  15. newbie here. key please :)
     
    #115 LetMaeBeTheOne, May 28, 2015
  16. My family suffered a great deal of torture from the nazis, they need the key to open the door to a brighter future
     
    #116 qwert222, May 28, 2015
  17. Saw this today.
    "What's a key? Your should give me it so then I can figure out what it is!"
     
    #117 Florenciar, May 28, 2015
  18. Forget the key, I'd like to ask that by saying "let's here them" you meant Let's hear them?
     
    #118 -Alice_The_Morrigan-, May 28, 2015
  19. Sending my submission privately not tou appropriate 
     
    #119 RudeRENAMED, May 28, 2015
  20. "To see is to believe, now gimme a key"
     
    #120 -Worshiper-, May 28, 2015
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