 2 keys To give Away

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Julzz, May 26, 2015.

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  1. Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Maraming walls

    Maraming walls who?

    What does the fox say dingdingdingdingdingding 
     
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  3. Can I kiss you? To know what it feels like to live?
     
  4. How is beautiful spelled? Oh yeah SIN-SWEET-HONEY!!!
     
  5. Any water here? Hey you! Can I have your water? You look like a tall glass of water to me
     
  6. Can I have your phone number? I lost mine
     
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  8. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
     
  9. IF I WERE A STOP LIGHT?, I'D TURN RED EVERYTIME YOU PASSED BY, JUST SO I COULD STARE AT YOU A BIT LONGER ?
     
  10. Are you okay? You look like you suffering a lack of vitamin me.
     
  11. Do you work at Little Caesers??
    [No, why?] ?
    Cause you're hot and I'm ready.?
     
  12. Are you sitting on an F5 key? Cuz dat ass is refreshing.
     
  13. Excuse me do you have Irish in you? No? Would you like some?

    How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

    Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see.

    Time has I and me but is missing you.

    Love is like a brick. You don't know what it is till it hits you in the head.
     
  14. Ready got given away pls stop bumping thread
     
  15. Hey girl is your name google?Cause you got everything im looking for
     
  16. Did you wash your pants with windex? Cos I can see myself in them ?

    I lost my vag, can I see yours for a sec? ?

    Are these cheesy or just creepy? ?
     
  17. Guys. Its over. ?
     
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