Best Key Excuses So this is just a silly thread. There's the real Street pigeon. So let's here them. What is the best excuses you have seen on wc or wherever for someone trying to get a key? Post them belooow! Someone actually may win a key for the best excuse.... If I can get one. GOOD LUCK! (If anyone is willing to donate to this Noobs contest please do) A Fumey Thread Production
Re: Best Key Excuses "My mum had a stroke and fell on me while she was having a stroke and slammed my phone into the ground and broke it so I couldn't hunt." Plz gift me key to honor her memory ?
?WHEN I WAS SMALL My Grandma used to tell me that people with round face are the Best people on the world and I should marry a round headed man ..but I found none ..then before my eyes came that HANDSOME ROUNDY KEY before me But it ran away ? So could anybody plz gimme a key ? PLZZ I promised my granny ..!! Wanna marry that round headed key ?
Remember that chick that said her daughter was fighting some weird disease and really wanted a key, so she was trying to get ppl to donate their key for her daughter?
I just got out of the hospital for breaking both of my arms and blinding myself in both eyes. I can barely hit parties because I always have to stop and take medicine. Did I mention that my cat died last night? And my dad is in the military.Can I please get a key?
I was heading to my girlfriends house. I went to my car I drove through a fast food to buy foods.. Then suddenly my gf texted me" Gift me a key first..before you come here or else no sexy time" So yeah give a key please!
Just yes. Can't believed I forgot your birthday this week. I'm still hungover from last week when you had your bday
This is my last speaker! Please Gift me a key! So I can get back to asking for RP. I nearly died laughing at this.