 2 keys To give Away

Straight?? So is a noodle until u get it wet.

 

Are you a termite? Because your about to have a mouth full of wood.

 

Hey you, yes YOU, do u want my children to call you mommy?

 

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

 

"The best pick up line....
Is where you actually pick up the girl
And then run off with her."

"Did you ever skateboard? Because you certainly know how to grind." 

"Are you into maths because I could show you a few numbers you would never forget." ?

 

You know the most beautiful thing in the world? Read the first word of that sentence

 

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I would have exactly one penny cause ur always on my mind.

Is ur dad a baker? Cause you have nice buns 

 

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""Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile""

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You must be a parking ticket because you got fine all over you

 

Is there an airport near by or is that my heart just taking off?

 

Are you a camera?
Because everytime i look at you,
I smile...

 

Boy: i wanna be a superhero, guess my name.

Girl: Superman? Ironman? Batman?

Boy: "YOURMAN"

 

Do you wanna come over tonight?
I'm feeling provolonely.

 

Love alive till ur heart die, when ur heart die love still alive, why?because love never die 

 

Kiss me if im wrong but dinosaurs still exist right??? 

 

Lol ???

 

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

 

Is your name Ahmad?
Cause you are Ahmad hot.

For Malaysians by Malaysian.

Guy: Eh, you look very much like my first wife.
Girl: Oh okay...
Guy: But I haven't had my first wife. 