I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X, and you wouldn't need to figure out Y. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Good thing I have my library card.... Cause I'm checking you out. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey girl, do you love water? Good! That means you love 80% of me. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If I was writing am essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement. ------------------------------------------------------------------ I'm learning important dates in History. Wanna be one of them? All pick up lines I liked
So many curves and I have no breaks! All that sugar and I'm diabetic! I know they are not cheesy but.. ?
There's nothing in this world that cannot be repaired But at this instance we have to be prepared As you came along with that skin so fair With that beauty in you which is beyond compare.
Excuse me miss, did you clean your pants with Windex? cuz I can see myself in them....?don't ever use that your going to come off creepy only use it if you know her.