 2 keys To give Away

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Julzz, May 26, 2015.

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  1. ? Nolan has donated an extra key for you all. So there is going to be 3 keys to be given away
     
  2. I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X, and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

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    Good thing I have my library card.... Cause I'm checking you out.

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    Hey girl, do you love water?

    Good! That means you love 80% of me.

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    If I was writing am essay on your beauty, I wouldn't need to double-space or increase the sizes to satisfy the minimum page requirement.

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    I'm learning important dates in History. Wanna be one of them?





    All pick up lines I liked :)
     
  3. If you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple!
     
  4. Did you know there's only seven planets after tonight? Cause I'm gonna destroy Uranus
     
  5. Are you a magician?Because when I look at you everyone disappears!
     
  6. If you were a vegtibale you'd be a cute-cumber
     
  7. Your hands look heavy,
    Let me hold it for you ?
     
  8. Keep em coming because theirs going to be more then 2 keys remember to have fun
     
  9. So many curves and I have no breaks!

    All that sugar and I'm diabetic!

    I know they are not cheesy but.. ?
     
  10. If you were a president, you'd be Baberaham Lincoln.
     
  11. what do you like to do for fun?
     
  12. Are you a tower? Cause EIFFEL for you. ?
     
  13. I don't know if this was written or not

    Are you a thief? Because you just stole my heart! ️
     
  14. Are you in the military? Because youre making my Privates stand to attention.
     
  15. There's nothing in this world that cannot be repaired
    But at this instance we have to be prepared
    As you came along with that skin so fair
    With that beauty in you which is beyond compare.
     
  16. Excuse me miss, did you clean your pants with Windex? cuz I can see myself in them....?don't ever use that your going to come off creepy only use it if you know her.
     
  17. "I am the moon and you are the sun, " I copywrited this ?
     
  18. SYN PEOPLE MAAWN. SMH.
     
  19. "Guurl, you're boobs are huge! Almost as big as my D, but Not quite "
     
  20. You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.;_;
     
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