 2 keys To give Away

When youre gone, my life is like an unsharpened pencil..


Pointless

 

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

(actually someone used it on me)

 

There are 21 letters in the alphabet. Oh wait I'm wrong. I got sidetracked staring in your eyes. There's 26 I forgot 'U R A Q T' Hehehehehe. 

 

If i were iron man, i would have given u my heart ^_^

 

I forgot your name..


Can i call you mine ?

 

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away

 

Suicide
Homicide
Insecticide

All are deadly, but if you want something that will give you life try By my side

 

Just take a whiff of this hanky it'll all be fine

 

Is your name Pooh? Cause all I want is you, Honey.

 

.....

 

R u a thief? Cuz u just stole my heart

 

If you were a booger, I'd pick you?

 

Cause you're the apple to my pie, you're the straw to my berry, you're the smokes in my high, and you're the one I wanna marry. ??

 

You are like 11:11. A perfect number just like you, PERFECT.

 

"You have something on your face."
"What?"
"Perfection."

Are you Google? Cause you have everything I'm looking for.

Do you have any band-aid? I scraped my knees falling for you.

My life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.

 

I'm done searching for gold, I've found my diamond 

 

If you were a tree, you'd be a good tree…
Yeah…… I'm a little awkward..

 

Do you have a raisin? How about a date? ?

 

-Do planets revolve around you?
-I'm pretty sure you're the cause of global warming.
-Have you ever touched a pig and seen it turn into bacon? ?

 

Do you work at Subway because you just gave me a footlong?