 2 keys To give Away

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

 

U make evry thing so bright like a sunflower...


A gay tried to use it on me when he was drunk...

 

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of
the way.

 

Do you know karate?

Because your body's kickin'!

 

Hey baby, wanna take a ride? I promise I can handle the curves?

 

Are you a banana?

Because I find you a-peeling. ?

 

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

 

There are 20 angels in the world. 11 are playing. 8 are sleeping. And the last one is you, cause you're my ANGEL. 

 

What has 100 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

 

Do you like flying? I hope so cause when I'm with you I soar??

 

I'm no organ donor but

I'd be happy to give you my heart. 

 

Maybe you're a thief..

Cause you stole my heart. 

 

Do you have a license ?





Cause youre driving me crazy

 

Ok... Like two years ago I was approached by a girl, she sad "2 o'clock" I looked and said excuse me thinking it was mistaken identity... "im inviting you to the meeting between my thighs, its now 2:01 and your late"

 

If you were five letters of the alphabet you would be
U R A Q T

 

Do you have a pencil?

Because I wanna erase your past and write our future. 

 

Lets play anything, aside from Hide and Seek..


Cause a girl like you is hard to find.

 

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces and asentencewithoutspaces

 

Are you from Jamaica?




Cause Jamaican me crazy

 

will you take me for a blood test ?



So you'll know my type is you.