 2 keys To give Away

️do you have a name? Or can i call you mine?

 

Is your name Alice?
Because your body is a wonderland

 

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Or

Your body is 65% water, and baby I'm thirsty!

 

You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.

 

Are you made out of Barium and Berylium?
Because you are a BaBe.

 

You have to be a parking ticket because you have FINE all over you .

 

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

 

Women usually say I’m Amazing, Spectacular and Sensational in bed

 

Will you be my girlfriend? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.

 

Do you have any raisins? How about a date then???

 

If someone kidnapped you, dont be scared.

It's santa clause. He is getting my present

 

Hey girl, you a Harry Potter fan? If so, mind if I Slytherin?

 

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material

 

Are you the logo for McDonald's because mmmh mh mh Im loving it .

 

Kiss me if i'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

 

Hey Babe, I am a real swinger.
Your web or mine?

 

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

 

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. <<<kinda creepy

 

Your father must have been a theft 

Coz he stole the the tires off a car and put them in your lips

 

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?