 2 keys To give Away

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  1. What's that on your lip oh wait me! 
     
    #61 DeadAtHeart, May 26, 2015
  2. Excuse me, I think you dropped something.

    (You: What?)

    Your standards. Hi, I'm 0wI. 
     
    #62 LatteRENAMED, May 26, 2015
  3. Can i have pictures of yourself? so I can show santa what i want
     
    #63 Schiaparelli, May 26, 2015
  4. U r sweet as honey as Ur name says
     
    #64 haritdave, May 26, 2015
  5. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? Its like a French kiss but down under.
     
    #65 Rawrrrrrr, May 26, 2015
  6. What's crazy is ive used all of these including I now I only ordered water but since I don't get a receipt can o get your number instead
     
    #66 R-EA-lCowboysAreFromTexas, May 26, 2015
  7. What's crazy is ive used all of these including I now I only ordered water but since I don't get a receipt can I get your number instead
     
    #67 R-EA-lCowboysAreFromTexas, May 26, 2015
  8. I Love U honey .. lol
     
    #68 Error403, May 26, 2015
  9. I leave my mark in history within the pages of books, but how I influence the world with my insanity
     
    #69 manishp57, May 26, 2015
  10. Are you a pizza? Cuz You're everything that I need :lol:
     
    #70 llllIlIllllB345TlllllllIlIl, May 26, 2015
  11. On a scale, one to America...how free are you tonight? 

    Thank you for doing this!
     
    #71 Hardin, May 26, 2015
  12. Do you have 11 protons because you're sodium fine
     
    #72 iBabyAlienAbductYou, May 26, 2015
  13. I hope the note I stuck on the chicken that was crossing the road got to you safely... We had a deal
     
    #73 0bIivion, May 26, 2015
  14. You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.
     
    #74 Affliction, May 26, 2015
  15. My favourite chat up line anyone has ever said to me...

    Guy:can I borrow a pen?
    Me: yeah, sure
    guy; it doesnt work?!
    Me: yes it does
    Guy: oh really? Then try writing your number here then...

    only chat up line to ever work on me.. been dating for over a year
     
    #75 ScoobySnxcks, May 26, 2015
  16. When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because ever masterpiece has one.
     
    #76 -SLN-, May 26, 2015
  17. Are you a fart?

    Cause you blow me away!
     
    #77 SarahLisaWaffle, May 26, 2015
  18. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
     
    #78 Rawrrrrrr, May 26, 2015
  19. your father has to be a theif cos he's stole the star's from the sky and put them in your eye's
     
    #79 AUSSI3PRID3, May 26, 2015
  20. You're so hot, you denature my proteins
     
    #80 SarahLisaWaffle, May 26, 2015
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