 2 keys To give Away

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Julzz, May 26, 2015.

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  1. Take her hand and draw a "O" on one side and an "X" on the other with a line down the middle. *Don't let her hand go* and tell her that the rabbit is the "X" it need to get to the "O" but it has to cross the river (the line) how does it get there? Say no to all of her guesses and when she finally gives up say, "there is no rabbit I just wanted to hold your hand"
     
  2. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
     
  3. You are so sweet, you could put hershey's out of business
     
  4. "If You Was Crackers Where Would You Be"

    Used On Me In Middle Of A Supermarket?
     
  5. "Do you have a name or can I call you mine?"
     
  6. You're like a dictionary...you add meaning to my life.?
     
  7. Let's commit the perfect crime: I steal your heart and you still mine
     
  8. "Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you."
     
  9. I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
     
  10. On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need. 

    Is your name Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for. 
     
  11. Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants!
     
  12. I think I have diabetes now, you are too sweet.

    It don't take an optician to figure out you have beautiful eyes (used a lot in my profession)

    hey I lost my number, can I have yours?
     
  13. I'd remove all the chairs in the world, just so you could sit on my face 
     
  14. Are you Google? Because you're the answer to all my problems
     
  15. Are you a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
     
  16. i was out not long i was out not long ago and heard a guy drop the ́awe baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven`

    i almost choked when she replied 'no but i did graze my knees when i crawled outa hell'
     
  17. I searched and searched on Google earth for you, I couldnt find you.. I guess you must be out of this world
     
  18. Even if there wasn't any gravity in earth, I would still fall for you
     
  19. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
     
  20. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who
     
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