funny pick up lines

My name is too long for you to remember, so you can just call me tonight

 

I'm afraid of the dark,will u sleep with me?

 

Look at my status 

 

Did you clean your pants with Windex?
Cause I can see myself in them ?

 

Did you eat a bowl of lucky charms this morning? Because you look magically delicious.

 

Do you work at subway ?
Because you just gave me a footlong ?

 

Do monkeys fly? Because, you just flew through my mind.

 

Hello,

I'm Rich... No, thats not my name.

 

If you were a fruit u would be a fineapple