funny pick up lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Alice-__- (01), May 7, 2015.

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  1. :lol:
     
    #21 *MsMarvel (02), May 7, 2015
  2. Are you a pokemon because I wanna throw my balls at you.
     
    #22 IlllII-ILLUSION-IlllII, May 7, 2015
  3. Are you from Jamaica cause Jamaican me h orny.
     
    #23 Mudkip10, May 7, 2015
  4. Did you fall from heaven?

    Cause your pretty damn ugly. ?
     
    #24 MBi-Druid, May 7, 2015
  5. Does your left eye hurt?
    Cos you've been looking right all day ?
     
    #25 *Alice-__- (01), May 7, 2015
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    #26 MBi-Druid, May 7, 2015
  7. Was your daddy a leprechaun because Irish you were naked.
     
    #27 IlllII-ILLUSION-IlllII, May 7, 2015
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    #28 MBi-Druid, May 7, 2015
  9. Lmfao
     
    #29 *Alice-__- (01), May 7, 2015
  10. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

    My zipper ?

    (I needa stop posting)
     
    #30 MBi-Druid, May 7, 2015
  11. are you a jehovah's witness? because i'm about to bend jehovah and let you witness this "sausage".
     
    #31 IlllII-ILLUSION-IlllII, May 7, 2015
  12. LMFAO
     
    #32 *Alice-__- (01), May 7, 2015
  13. If gravity stopped working I would still fall for you ;)
     
    #33 ToyBot, May 7, 2015
  14. ......
     
    #34 JordWiltshire, May 7, 2015
  15. Did you just fart? Because you blew me away?



    I pull every woman that breathes btw
     
    #35 JordWiltshire, May 7, 2015
  16. Already said that one
     
    #36 ___Smook___, May 7, 2015
  17. Omg Pokemon pick up lines are the besttttt.
     
    #37 -_A_-CareBearCrystal, May 7, 2015
  18. I'd remove all the chairs in the world, just so you could sit on my face 
     
    #38 RinaBoBina, May 7, 2015
  19. That self-reassuring line though ?
     
    #39 msharmony24, May 7, 2015
  20. If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.??
     
    #40 ForeverNoob, May 7, 2015
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