funny pick up lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Alice-__- (01), May 7, 2015.

  1. Are you French ?
    Cos Eiffel for you ?
     
  2. Holy crap. You're in forums now.
     
  3. Are you my phone charger cos I'd die without you ?
     
  4. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing.


    Btw, I get all the ladies.
     
  5. Seems legit ?
     
  6. I made you some Moo-Moo milk. But I forgot to use my Milktank.

    I make girls wet.
     
  7. What are ladies?

    Are you a thot?
    Cuz I thot you'd look good bouncing that ass on me.
     
  8. Lol 
     
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  10. Are you a magician ?
    Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears
     
  11. Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I see myself in your pants.
     
  12. ;)
     
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  14. Hey can you do me a favor and check if this pen works by writing your phone number down?
     
  15. Are you a shark? Because I got swimmers for you to swallow.
     
  16. Did you just fart? Because youre blowing me away!
     
  17. Did you invent the airplane ?
    Cos your the Wright one for me
     
  18. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.