The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism (a portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian), a social movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism in public schools. The Supreme Being is powerful and omnipotent. He is invisible, and nobody really knows how He came to be. He is depicted as a heap of spaghetti appendages with two meatballs and a pair of eyes attached to the noodly body through a pair of stalks. He is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and according to the Pastafarianism Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, that was how the world began. We should all respect our food more for it is invincible and created everything...
It's a real religious dax it has it's own bible this is off wiki and another website not my own work just something I believe in since its obviously true