In the midst of all the silence, And beneath the iron rules, I'm more than just a sentry, Looking out for wayward fools. I am everything you've dreamed of, And yet all that you demean. How can I explain me, when I'm hidden behind a screen? I'm biased and inefficient, Another violation there never seen. Here's a bypass that I missed again, Another wall I didn't clean. But when I do my job this time, It's suddenly an abuse of power. You say I'm doing it all the time, As if I'm watching by the hour. I try to explain or defend myself, But because I do, I'm mean. How can I then satisfy your needs, When you see me a machine? I'm human, too, but seriously, The fact just never sells. But when it gets right down to it, I'm just like everyone else. We're a misfit of sandwiches, A jerk and everything between. How can you see just who we are, When all you see is green? Here we have a campaign to save our poor moderators! They have been abused far too long! Here are some statistics I have gathered! And we have a poor moderator who has come forward. His/her identity has been hidden, of course. So, please. SAVE THE MODS
Protect these poor, poor little green seals :cry: We need to protect dem! Rise! Rise! And hear their mighty *googles noises seals make* *finds out they bark* That's kinda scary :? HEAR THEIR BARKS