Hammer Street Stories

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by -_Johnston-_, May 2, 2015.

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  1. Woah..Johny is a pansy
     
  2. OooooOoooooOoooooO kick his ass, son.
     
  3. This right here mayne.
     
  4. OP, post moree ?
     
  5. Principal: Hey! You!
    Son:What?
    Principal: You come with me, right now,
    Son: Hey, listen,
    Principal: You proceeded to walk in Mrs. Rimpse's classroom and attacked Johny Morgan,
    Son: He deserved it.
    Principal: And you deserve this.... Your suspended for 5 days, and also, you will not attend the dance next week Friday
    Son: *shrugs* Fine with me, *gets up and walks away from the school looking down at the floor with his hands in his pockets*
    To Be Continued...
     
  6. Ooooo his mom is going to be so happy that he is suspended for 5 days.....OH boy....I'm scared...
     
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  8. Oh no , now the mom is gonna be all over him >.<
     
  9. My thoughts exactly. I wonder what his punishment will be :?:
     
  10. Son: *looks at his house and slowly walks in*
    Mom: Oh sweety I'm so glad your safe *hugs Son*
    Son: I'm fine....
    Mom: Here sit down *sits on the couch*
    Son: Mom, I got suspended,
    Mom: What?
    Son: *looks down*
    Mom: You got suspended?
    Son: *nods*
    Mom:What happened?
    Son: I hit Johny in the nose, and made him bleed,
    Mom: How long are you suspended?
    Son: A while, they said 5 days...
    Mom: Oh, want some wine?
    Son: Wait, your not mad?
    Mom: Nah, its fine,
    Son: Oh, are you sure I should be drinking wine?
    Mom: No, honey, I ....ummm....wine will....ugh...reduce you from stress!
    Son: Ok,
    Mom: *gets two glasses and sits them on the table along with a bottle of red wine, pours wine into glasses* There ya go
    Son: *picks up glass and takes a small sip*
    Mom: *gulps down wine*
    Son: I don't think you should drink that fast mom,
    Mom: I have a game to play,
    Son: Ok
    Mom: Its called the drinking game...
    Son: Ok, how do you play?
    Mom: You down as many glasses of wine as you can
    Son: Ok, *gulps down glass*
    Mom: Good job*pours more wine into his glass*
    Son: *gulps down another glass*
    10 minutes later...
    Son: *vision is blurry and looks at mom, he is drunk* Mom.....
    Mom: Shhh, honey, why don't we go into the bedroom for a while?
    Son: O-o-okay
     
  11. Oh god no... :eek:
     
  12. Oh no  the mom is gonna get him :lol:
     
  13. Woah things are gonna happen
     
  14. That drinking game sounds fun!
     
  15. The next morning...
    Son: Ow..my head *sits up and looks around and sees mom* What the-*looks under the cover and gasps* What the hell?!?!
    Mom: What is it sweety?
    Son: Did we?
    Mom: Oh, about last night...
    Son: *gets up and puts on clothes quickly*
    Mom: You were actually better then your father, and you lasted longer than him too *smiles*
    Son: Mom, did you get me drunk last night
    Mom: Oh, me? No honey, I told you to stop drinking and you kept going, then you started to kiss on me and feel on me and that's when I had started to kissing you back
    Son: You didn't stop it, you didn't stop me?
    Mom: Honey, believe me, I wanted to, but you wouldn't stop, so I had to surrender to your dirty ways, if I were you, I would apologize, you nearly raped me sweetheart,
    Son: *looks down nervously* Sorry, mom
    Mom: Its ok sweety I forgive you, but I think no more drinking for you in a while *smirks*
    Son: Yes ma'am
    Mom: Now, go over there and pass me my clothes
    Son: *grabs mom's clothes and hands it to her*
    Mom: Thank you honey ;)
    Son: *continues to put on clothes and walks out door*
    Mom: Honey, where are you going?
    Son: I need to take a walk....
    Mom: Ok, come back so I can make you breakfast
    Son: Yes ma'am *walks out door*
    Mom: *smirks* Perfect....
     
  16. Oh my... :lol:
     
  17. That deceitful Lady x.x
     
  18. ? I'm scared
     
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