Hammer Street Stories

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by -_Johnston-_, May 2, 2015.

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  2. What.EVEN.

     
  3. She stopped the car jiggy. Then she yelled at him and he walked out. Pay attention to little details, son.
     
  4. Son: *walks along street angrily mumbling to himself, cell phone rings, he reaches in his pocket and sees it from Charlotte Maloby his crush, anserws phone* Hello?
    Charlotte: Hey, where are you,
    Son: Sorry,
    Charlotte: Your coming today, right?
    Son: Yeah,
    Charlotte: Good, because I have some things to tell you.
    Son: Really?
    Charlotte: Yes,
    Son: Can you tell me through the phone?
    Charlotte: No, I think its better if I tell you thus face to face...
    Son: Really?
    Charlotte: Yeah
    Son: Ok, I'll be there right away..
    Charlotte: Good,
    Son:*hangs up and smiles at phone* "Face to face"
    10 minute later...
    Son: Hey Charlotte,
    Charlotte: Hey, so I have to tell you something *smiles*
    Son: *smiles and mumbles* This is it, she's finally gonna ask me out,
    Charlotte: So, I know someone who like you,
    Son: Really?
    Charlotte: Yes, and shes been waiting for you to ask her to the dance,
    Son: Oh really? Who is this GIRL? *smiles*
    Charlotte: Yeah, she's my friend, Aubrey,
    Son: Oh....*looks down sadly* Right
    Charlotte: So, can you ask her, because she really likes you...and she desperately wants you to ask her...
    Son: *sniffs and scratches the back of head awkwardly* Yeah, sure
    Charlotte: Thanks, *smiles*
    Son: Hey, do you have anyone to go to the dance with?
    Charlotte: Yeah
    Son: Mind if I ask who?
    Charlotte: On, no, Johny Morgans
    Son: What? As in my best friend John Morgan?
    Charlotte: Unless if you have any other friends named Johny Morgan, then yes *smiles and walks off*
     
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  6. Aww thanks! She stopped right when she was driving - possibly in a middle on a road. That's dangerous man.
     
  7. She wants to have kids with her kid. I doubt she cares if its dangerous or not.
    Damnit Charlotte! You hoe!
     
  8. Aww, the son got rejected.?
     
  9. That darn Johny Morgan always getting them girls
     
  10. She won't be able to if her son gets injured.
     
  11. Yo as long as his baby maker is able to get hard and his nuts works, all she has to do is insert it into herself.
     
  12. She just needs his baby batter
     
  13. Creamy and thick for her womb.
     
  14. That's disgusting. I'm sure the story isn't suppose to be intended this way; but just a metaphor because 'Son' is the only person her mother has.
     
  15. You know that I'll pick at anything jigs. :ugeek: the first entry was misleading then ya?
     
  16. Son:Of course.... Johny, *walks to Johnny's classroom and bangs on the door, teacher opens door and smiles*
    Teacher: Hi-
    Son:*walks past the teacher and walks up to Johny*
    Johny: *gets up from out of his seat* Hey dude
    Son: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *punches Johny in the face and pushes him to the wall, knocking over most of the desks and chairs*
    Johny: What the-
    Son: Shut up Johny! Just shut up!
    Johny: Whats going on with you man?
    Son: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!? *pushes him over a desk and watches him fall, picks him up and pushes him to the wall repeatedly*
    Johny: Dude, stop! *pushes Johny off him and feels a sensation of blood coming from his nose* What the f man? What is your problem?
    Son: 3 months Johny,
    Johny: *whipping blood from nose* What?
    Son: 3 months I have been talking about how much I liked Charlotte, and come to figure out, your taking her to the dance?!?
    Johny: Dude, she asked me *continues to wipe blood which drips onto the floor*
    Son: What was the smart thing to do Johny?
    Johny: Take her, she came over there talking about how every girl has a date and she doesn't, so I comforted her and she asked if I could take her, I didn't want her to be miserable if I said yes dude, thus was only gonna be a one time thing I swear, and I was gonna tell you I was taking her after school,
    Son: *looks at Johny angrily* Your no friend, *storms out the room running out the school building and sitting on the school steps hiding his head in his lap*
     
  17. Notice how the son doesn't even have a name, he's just referred to as 'Son' even while having an interaction with someone other than the mom.
     
  18. Where was the teacher during that fight? ?
     
  19. Oooooooo a fight, the plot thickens
     
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