Jokes for Stats

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MBi-Druid, Apr 28, 2015.

  1. :lol:
    Sending a Hashtag Bling ?
     
  2. Re:

    :lol:
    Sending a Marshmallow Poo now ?
     
  3. :lol:
    Sending a Four-Leaf Cupcake?
     
  4. UPDATE
    Sent winnees their prizes.
    Keep the jokes coming :)
     
  5. ^^fixed typo
    UPDATE
    Sent winners their prizes.
    Keep the jokes coming :)
     
  6. A girl went to do her her hair,and she was not Good looking,she said she want center pattern and the hairdresser looked at her and said in pidgin(no be today nshansh start to dey get center pattern)meaning it's not today that buttocks start having pattern,that an ugly girl like her can also have pattern in her hair.gasbags????
     
  7. What do you call cheese that's not yours?

    Stolen. I'm calling the police!
     
  8. A man decided to buy a lie detector that slaps people who lie. He decided to use it at dinner.

    Dad: where we're you today during school hours son?
    Son:at school.
    The robot slaps the son.

    Son: okay I was watching a film at a friends.
    dad:which film.
    son: kung fu panda.
    The robot slaps him again.

    son:fine! I was watching an adult movie.
    dad: what!!! I didn't know what that was when I was you age!!
    robot slaps the dad.

    Mum: he's obviously your son.
    robot slaps the mum.
    
     
  9. Omg!!! I laughed so hard at this^^
    Sending you TWO St. Patty's Cupcakes ?
     
  10. Sending a Marshmallow Poo ?
     
  11. Yayyy ty! god I had auto correct. Should be called auto fail
     
  12. Np! 
     
  13. Sent gifts.
     
  14. kim stole kanye fron amber.
    khloe stole french montana from trina.
    kylie stole tyga from Chyna.
    Bruce Stole Kris's VaJayJay.

    Whole Family Of Savages 
     
  15. Two robots walk into a bar they ask the bartender how much for a drink and he replies for you no charge
     
  16. Two blondes walked into a bar...... I would have thought that one of them would have seen it there...


    A dyslexic man walked into a bra....
     
  17. A taxi driver is waiting in front of the pubs for three drunk guys. The drunk guys go up to the cab and get in telling the driver their addresses. The driver sees that they're too drunk to interpret where they are so he starts the engine then turns it off again. The first and second drunk said thank u. The last one slaps the driver.
    Driver: what was that for??
    3rd drunk: slow down next time u could have killed us
     
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  19. Dad: Son my bestfriend's left body got paralyzed because of an accident
    Son: Oh IS HE ALRIGHT?!
    DAD: Yes, but he's all right now 
    (GET IT ALL RIGHT)
     
  20. What do you call a belt made of watches?

    A waist of time