Jokes for Stats

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MBi-Druid, Apr 28, 2015.

  1. Hello!



    This is my first thread. It might suck so bear with me :roll: Let's get to the point:

    For every funny joke I see, I give out a stat item.
    (Example: St. Patty's Cupcake or Shutter Shades)
    The funnier it is, the more items you get. Max items you can get:5



    Viewers of this thread can also gift the people who make the funniest jokes.(Optional) :lol:
     
  2. 2 men walk into a bar. The other one ducks. ?
     
  3. ?
     
  4. Forgot to Mention:
    One post, per page, per player :)
     
  5. Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

    A: Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
     
  6. What did one orphan say to the other?

    Robin, get in the Batmobile!
     
  7. :lol:
    Sent Sweet Temp
     
  8. :lol:
    Sent Sweet Temp
     
  9. Justin Bieber.
     
  10. What's worse than finding 5 dead babies stapled to 1 tree?
    Ans: Finding 1 dead baby stapled to 5 trees.
    (It's ok, u can laugh. We won't judge ;))
     
  11. Thats messed up :lol:
    Sending a Sweet Temp
     
  12. Hello!



    This is my first thread. It might suck so bear with me :roll: Let's get to the point:

    For every funny joke I see, I give out a stat item.
    (Example: St. Patty's Cupcake or Shutter Shades)
    The funnier it is, the more items you get. Max items you can get:5



    Viewers of this thread can also gift the people who make the funniest jokes.(Optional) :lol:

    UPDATE
    If its not quite funny, you still get a gift nevertheless :)

    I'm off to sleep ✌
     
  13. How do you fit four gay men on a stool?


    Turn the stool upside down lmao
     
  14. Dude. Not cool.
     
  15. ^ yeah, that guy is a sociopath in the making. Not funny at all.
     
  16. I'm not a sociopath. I'ma sadist. Thank you very much
     
  17. I'd say my fave joke but I'd get silenced for it.... 
     
  18. Not you lol, but I clearly know that you're a sadist.
     
  19. What is Forrest Gump's password?

    1Forrest1