Bad Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Mouse, Feb 26, 2015.

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  1. ? Something is rising, but it aiinnnttt jesus


    You remind me of my toe, cause I'm gonna bang you on every furniture in my house

    Is your body from macdonalds, cause I'm lovin it


    At girl, lemme zapdos pants off of ya


    Your mother must be the luckiest mother alive to have you inside of her for 9 months

    Are you a light switch cause I would love to turn you on


    hey I'm Andy, wanna play with my woody?
     
    #61 -Tulip, Feb 27, 2015
  2. Do you work at McDonalds?
    Why cuz you're loving it?
    No, cuz you're fat and greasy


    Ouch burn..
     
    #62 Fanah, Apr 21, 2015
  3. Did you eat a bowl of lucky charms this morning? Because you look magically delicious.

    
     
    #63 -Vienna-, Apr 21, 2015
  4. you: are you a condom?

    Girl: why

    you: because i feel safe with you
     
    #64 Yohan_Xander, Apr 21, 2015
  5. I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
     
    #65 MishaMunchkin, Apr 21, 2015
  6. ARE YOU A BALL?
    Cuz i just played with you
     
    #66 Yohan_Xander, Apr 21, 2015

  7. That ones cute 
     
    #67 chaos_king, Apr 21, 2015
  8. Can you take me to a doctor?
    Because i think i just broke my leg falling for you ~~~
     
    #68 Yohan_Xander, Apr 21, 2015
  9. If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put my  in your butt ?
     
    #69 IWillMakeYouASingleMother, Apr 21, 2015
  10. They want your skin.. NY jeans because your booty. Be popping
     
    #70 -PhantO-Mariah-, Apr 23, 2015
  11. Is that your phone in your back pocket cause your butt is calling me 
     
    #71 iQueenJessica, Apr 23, 2015
  12. I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you? ?
     
    #72 Rue231, Apr 23, 2015
  13. 
     
    #73 Marija_xo, Apr 23, 2015
  14. Bump
     
    #74 iBlankSpaceLet-CYP-EatMyCookie, Apr 25, 2015
  15. Can I buy u a drink or do u want the money
     
    #75 0_o-Drunk_0n_Arrival_0_o, Apr 25, 2015
  16. Hey mouse, are you DTW? Because I just pinned you. ?
     
    #76 Suguru, Apr 25, 2015
  17. Oh Max, I love your love taps bb keep 'em coming ??

     
    #77 Mouse, Apr 25, 2015
  18. Forever dancing with you ??
     
    #78 Suguru, Apr 25, 2015
  19. Let's play zombie

    I lay here

    You eat me



    Dunno if this has already been done I didn't read the rest of the comments since pickup lines has been done a ridiculous amount of times


    Or the one spit did

    Was your mother a cactus?

    Cause you're a real prick
     
    #79 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Apr 25, 2015
  20. Or

    Hey I think your jeans are see through

    Girl: wha?

    Cause I can see myself in them ;)
     
    #80 IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Apr 25, 2015
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