So is a unicorn the result of an assault between a narwhal and horse? I've heard those aquatic animals are freaky like that.
Ohh I love it!? the bunny so cute?even though I'd still eat his chocolates, ya know childhood memories??
My parents told me that Santa shrunk down in size to get through the chimney. Then I eventually noticed the failed logic that we don't have a fireplace that actually stays open on the bottom and is always blocked off. After that they told me that he was getting quite old, so we had to leave a key to the back door for him. They said that the tooth fairy was an actual fairy. Like Tinkerbell. She would do magic to find a tooth, and leave behind a few dollars. When she forgot to come, they said that she was probably very busy collecting teeth, and she probably ran out of time, but that she would collect my tooth the second she was able to. Rudolph and the other reindeer really like oats, so we would buy oatmeal, add some glitter to it, and scatter it all around the yard and on the roof. When I went out in the morning, I was always thrilled that the oats were gone. The Easter bunny laid chocolate eggs like the golden goose laid gold eggs. I must have been an idiot not to notice the failed logic on this one. I've seen a couple fist fights over the existence of these beings.
Rudolph's red nose actually and factually comes from too much of snorting illegal white powder from Columbia...