I just decided to make this because I'm a bit gloomy today and I need a small laugh. Please insert some jokes in the comment section below. I need a good laugh But I'm sure people will just say I'm desperate so I'll go ahead and post some of my jokes "I'm on a sea food diet. I see food and I eat it." (Not really) Two blondes walk up to a MACY's sign. One said "Look! They spelled YMCA wrong!" There. Happy? I don't care about your opinion on these jokes. Hate comments aloud.?
-A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a grocery story. The redhead leaves with a carton of eggs, the brunette leaves with a gallon of milk, and the blonde leaves with a broken nose. Why? *The blonde walked into the outside wall of the grocery store. So, yeah... That's the best I could come up with...
There were 4 men.Chinese,black,white and Mexican.they were all on a rooftop.the Mexican said this is for all my people then jumped off.the Chinese dude said this is for all my people then jumped off.but then when it came to the black man he said this is for all my people then pushed the white guy off the building.
A Chinese couple had been trying to have a baby for years. They tried and tried and tried until finally the woman became pregnant. When they had the baby, it was black. So they named the child "What Went Wong"
So the other day the WiFi droped out and I was forced to spend family time...they seem like nice people :-D
MONKEY EATS EVERYTHING A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball. The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!" "Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything." The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves. Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."