Uncle Sam was a badass uncle, like his bros son loved him to freaking death cuz like you know Uncle Sam was cool, he loved to joke and play football and pull pranks. HOWEVER UNCLE SAM WAS IN A HOSPITAL BED DYING, ANY DAY NOW HE'D BE DEAD. No being able to respawn like COD, this was serious. His nephew was at the hospital visiting his freaking Uncle ya know? Cuz family. Uncle Sam remembered his weird nephew saying long ago that he wished to see a dead body. So uncle Sam did what an uncle Sam would do he asked his nephew named Canada "Yo, do you want to see a dead body?!" Canada only replied, "YES!! UNCLE!! YES! IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE A DEAD BODY! UNCLE I LOVE YOU. YOURE THE GREATEST!!" "..." Silence. Sam did not speak. "Uncle?" Canada whispered. "..." No reply. To Canada's horrior and shock. Uncle Sam was dead yo.
YO A STORY DOESNT HAVE TO BE LONG AS FOK TO BE GOOD. For example, ever heard of Ernest Hemingway? Muh foker did a bet with other authors/writers that he could writer the best shortest story ever YA KNOW?! THEY LAUGHED! THEN THEY BET ON IT. AND THEN ERNY GOT A NAPKIN AND WROTE. "Baby Shoes; for sale. Never worn!" Itch won. that crap has a beginning a middle and a end. Makes you think like damn. Did the baby die?! Why did the parents sell the shoes?! To get rid of bad memories? Because they were poor and needed the money?!
LMAO I made this at the top of my head the names just popped up. I would of named the nephew Russia if Russia would of popped into my head at the time yo Has nothing to do with countries LOLOLOL
UK is the foreign exchange and china is the one who sells u won ton noodles and egg fried rice and owns every dry cleaning store ( not racist just stereotypical)
UK isn't a country... UK is made up of the contries England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales, ect. And England would have to be the mother of the US and Canada.