SAD STORY WITH SPITFIRE

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by WHENINDOUBTWHIPITOUT, Apr 11, 2015.

  1. Uncle Sam was a badass uncle, like his bros son loved him to freaking death cuz like you know Uncle Sam was cool, he loved to joke and play football and pull pranks. HOWEVER UNCLE SAM WAS IN A HOSPITAL BED DYING, ANY DAY NOW HE'D BE DEAD. No being able to respawn like COD, this was serious.

    His nephew was at the hospital visiting his freaking Uncle ya know? Cuz family.

    Uncle Sam remembered his weird nephew saying long ago that he wished to see a dead body.

    So uncle Sam did what an uncle Sam would do he asked his nephew named Canada "Yo, do you want to see a dead body?!"

    Canada only replied, "YES!! UNCLE!! YES! IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE A DEAD BODY! UNCLE I LOVE YOU. YOURE THE GREATEST!!"

    "..." Silence. Sam did not speak.

    "Uncle?" Canada whispered.

    "..." No reply.

    To Canada's horrior and shock.

    Uncle Sam was dead yo.
     
  2. MORAL OF THA STORY:

    BE CAREFUL WHAT YA WISH FOR NOOBS
     
  3. -wipes tears off with a used napkin- 10/10 BETTER THAN THE TITANIC AND THE FAULT IN OUR STARS
     
  4. I want a sequel
     
  5. LOL can you not?
     
  6. Is this a story? Seems more like a paragraph. Come on Spit, you can do better.
     
  7. YO A STORY DOESNT HAVE TO BE LONG AS FOK TO BE GOOD.

    For example, ever heard of Ernest Hemingway?

    Muh foker did a bet with other authors/writers that he could writer the best shortest story ever YA KNOW?!

    THEY LAUGHED!

    THEN THEY BET ON IT.

    AND THEN ERNY GOT A NAPKIN AND WROTE.

    "Baby Shoes; for sale. Never worn!"

    Itch won.

    that crap has a beginning a middle and a end.

    Makes you think like damn.

    Did the baby die?!

    Why did the parents sell the shoes?!

    To get rid of bad memories?

    Because they were poor and needed the money?!
     
  8. No ones been able to prove that he actually wrote it though, it's just a possibility.
     
  9. I just realised Uncle Sam = America and the nephew is Canada
     
  10. Canada is actually the US's brother, not nephew. Get your facts straight.
     
  11. LOL BRUH THAT WASNT THA POINT
     
  12. LMAO

    I made this at the top of my head the names just popped up. I would of named the nephew Russia if Russia would of popped into my head at the time yo

    Has nothing to do with countries LOLOLOL
     
  13. Let me guess Russia is the alcoholic dad and Mexico is the drug dealer
     
  14. ^ THATILL BE IN THE SEQUEL IF I MAKE ONE LOL
     
  15. Oye ve. You have got to be kidding me
     
  16. UK is the foreign exchange and china is the one who sells u won ton noodles and egg fried rice and owns every dry cleaning store ( not racist just stereotypical)
     
  17. UK isn't a country... UK is made up of the contries England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales, ect. And England would have to be the mother of the US and Canada.
     
  18. Thanks for the info google
     
  19. I'd say have France be the uncle that has had many wives though.
     
  20. Is it only me who imagines Henry VIII when people say many wives