I am laughing at myself thinking back when I first started playing this app and all my noob experiences. If you had any please share. Mines was, I joined a pwar and hide my money as if I was a cow and posted in my status, "DONT HIRE TUTS IN WAR" I was dead serious about that...lmao.
Someone told me, "we're going to have a party now." I assumed it was either some kind of rp or at least some flashy event with players dancing and music. Here I was, faced with bars and I had to just mash em over and over. ? Oh and I remember looking up to 200kcs players and making it my great pimd life goal.
I remember being friends with like 2M stat players. They taught me everything. Though one thing I will always remember is learning how to pest in a war. I didn't know what to do all I knew was I had to try to poke people down so that they were easy targets for everyone else. I got hit sometimes too. Didn't understand why I was pranking people. Didn't understand how to record hits. Overall I learned a lot but I was just so clueless.
When I first started, for some reason I thought the goal of this game was keeping yourself at the stats of 0/0 So everytime someone hired me and asked me to upgrade I would upgrade a little then evict all of my crew Such a good memory, I miss those days
I'm still a noob but I didn't know how to wall post so I always replied on my own wall and I didn't know there were forums until early last year
Me getting mad for people farming me :lol: Me hiring people tuts and getting on their nerves. Me resetting on my other pup multiple times . me giving away my giftable hunt/stat items
I posted "I'm new" in wc and started freaking out because everyone was volleying me and I thought I had to actually teach someone, since I was their tutor
I remember when I first started the club I joined was in a party, I thought we had to see who could complete first so I picked a bar and kept unloading. Lame I know
I remember making fun of terror and trying to bait them on forums. The next morning I woke up sfed.
When my first pup sent me a gift there was this default msg written "isn't *name* awesome?" I was like wth why would he sent a gift stating he is awesome~weird much..? I am still a noob tho :|
Getting enough money to buy a ring was my life goal as a noob I wanted to stockpile it, but I accidentally sent someone a ring I thought anyone with 50 kcs was a god until I got to 50 kcs from there it was 300 kcs I felt like a badass the first time I got through on someone T5 BC in a war, not realizing they were being milked like crazy. The first time I actually got through on someone In a war I spammed cc with "Yes! I'm amazing!!!" When I first started I thought the point of dorms was just to fill it up with who you like my dorms were very colorful! I was so disappointed when I found out there was a point to the characters and my dorm eventually looked so abysmally consistent.
I thot your stats were determined by your hire value.? I thought I was like the Hulk once I reached 100KCS.
When I first started playing this game back in 2013 I was being hired back & forth .....and I thought what the hell
When I first started playing this game back in 2013 I was being hired back & forth .....and I thought what the hell But then my pup started telling me how to play this game, she also told me to that she could tell me better if I accept her on third party chat app, I did .....first thing she wanted was to see my pic, which I sent ......a couple PIC of me & my gf ......after a few days she started flirting with me .....I had to block her on that 3rd party chat app when she posted video clips of her private parts & her pictures without clothes After I blocked her there, she sold me to a barcode .....then they sent people to farm me & pm me threats ......I didn't know anything about tou or anything ......this all happened within first 7 days So I had to leave this game Returned back on July of 2014 ......hawk eye told me a lot about this game, but I was like come, unload on party & chat in cc Then someone said to read forum guide threads, I read & realized that whatever I was doing was wrong, so reset on 2nd week of August Then SEXYSWETTY hired me & volley me till 30b & I grew to 20kcs within a few hrs, a big thanks to her ......and now I'm lcbc