That's life, when you are with someone, you feel like that people is the bomb, until you meet the next person, you think they are a explosion. My advice, send her a sympathy card. Let her know that you feel sorry for her lost.
Damn, you need some ass. I think you should start getting high, so you can have a excuse for your reasons.
I get more ass than a toilet seat!! And getting high ...... Yeah that solves everything right? Great solution you got thurr p.s. AN* excuse