puns

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by rabbits01, Mar 17, 2015.

  1. What kind of currency do they use in space?

     
  2. The volume of my music always seems to get me in treble.
     
  3. If you're dating someone that doesn't like Star Wars, you're looking for love in Alderaan places.
     
  4. Have you read the book "The Positronic Brain"? It's by Anne Droid.
     
  5. [ writes puns on a piece of paper ] I guess my puns are .... [ rips paper ] TEARABLE !!
     
  6. I grow eggs out of the ground.. I call it..the eggplant
     
  7. I fucked a pie. And created pie
     
  8. You heard about the koala spotted trying to drive a car?
    He was only trying, cos he's not koalafied
     

  9. One of my favorites??
     
  10. I made a reallyyyy bad one last night while researching about Africa, and my friend kept telling me was taking too long, so I said: "Uganda shut up about it?"
     
  11. Q: When is an apple not an apple? A: When itโ€™s a pineapple!

    Pineapple based humour....
     
  12. Have you guys ever tried to eat a clock? It is very time consuming.
     
  13. Purrrrfect xD continue people! !! Lol
     

  14. One of my faves! ?
     
  15. ^๎’๎’as a science nerd I find that hilarious