puns

I sent in a list of puns to a joke contest, hoping one would win. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

 

How do you make holy water? Boil the Hell out of it.

 

I love fish puns. So if you know one, don't be so koi and share it ?

 

I hit a honey hive earlier with a stick, nothing stung me, i guess you can say i MissBEEhaved

i LOVE puns

 

Music isn't really my forte. I should probably give piano a rest.

 

I can also make some bad science puns, but only periodically.

 

I TRIED TO CATCH SOME FOG, I MIST

#tlou

 

Ha! You're too punny.

 

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A backwards poet writes inverse.

 

My friend was cold so I told her to stand in the corner. Corners are always 90 degrees!

 

Speaking of rabbits, did you hear? The Energizer Bunny was arrested on charges of battery!

 

These are awesome 

 

At the chess club, we call our best player the King. He invited us all to the pub for a few rounds of drinks. By the time the evening was was ending, and we were getting ready to go home, he waves his hand and signals down the bartender. "Check, mate!"

 

What do you call a short fisherman? Shrimp.

 

What do you call a snake that studies past events? A Hissstorian.

 

I posted a picture of my eye on the Internet, and many people found it upsetting. I don't know why they feel the need to lash out at me. ?

 

Lol