Ok so rule #1 is don't be yourself ? If your so called self is a 40 year old guy living room in your mom's attic no girl gone want you Rule #2 don't go after the stuck up girls They judge everything you do, even if it's the way you brush your teeth... Rule #3 find some kids p.s. not in the bad way you perv! Most girls love kids Go to the baby aisle of Wal-Mart and when you see a girl act like you're buying something and if the girl talks to you say it's for your sister's baby(find a friend who has kids and pay her to help you with this plan) Rule #4 If you cheap don't take the girl on a date, get some cooking lessons That way you can buy cheap food and make it seem expensive (if you cook it right) Rule #5 if you don't plan on anything long term and need a way to break up just say "you don't look good in that dress" or "you look prettier with make up on?" Rule #6 only lie if you absolutely have to Don't just go around lying every 5 minutes, trust me woman know how to find the truth Rule #7 Nice guys don't finish last? thats why the idiot that told you that is single and depressed. Keep it real with the girl, if you a jerk tell her before, it saves so much time And lastly don't go to her mother's house and forget your manners, that's disgusting ? Well good luck and may the girl be with you P.s If this doesn't work then you didn't do something right and need to backtrack your steps cause my guide is certified to work and 100% effective