Guy's guide to getting a gf...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by SarcasticResponse, Mar 7, 2015.

  1. Ok so rule #1 is don't be yourself ? If your so called self is a 40 year old guy living room in your mom's attic no girl gone want you
    Rule #2 don't go after the stuck up girls They judge everything you do, even if it's the way you brush your teeth...
    Rule #3 find some kids p.s. not in the bad way you perv! Most girls love kids Go to the baby aisle of Wal-Mart and when you see a girl act like you're buying something and if the girl talks to you say it's for your sister's baby(find a friend who has kids and pay her to help you with this plan)
    Rule #4 If you cheap don't take the girl on a date, get some cooking lessons That way you can buy cheap food and make it seem expensive (if you cook it right)
    Rule #5 if you don't plan on anything long term and need a way to break up just say "you don't look good in that dress" or "you look prettier with make up on?"
    Rule #6 only lie if you absolutely have to Don't just go around lying every 5 minutes, trust me woman know how to find the truth
    Rule #7 Nice guys don't finish last? thats why the idiot that told you that is single and depressed. Keep it real with the girl, if you a jerk tell her before, it saves so much time
    And lastly don't go to her mother's house and forget your manners, that's disgusting ?
    Well good luck  and may the girl be with you



    P.s If this doesn't work then you didn't do something right and need to backtrack your steps cause my guide is certified to work and 100% effective 
     
  2. Re: Guy's guild to getting a gf...

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    The trolling is real 
     
  3. It's all lies. If you want to know how to get a girl ask a girl
     
  4. :lol: I love this guide ! I'm going to try it.
     
  5. Dammit. ): but what if I am a 40 year old guy living in my moms basement?
     
  6. Scarlett go away no need for a negative Nancy 
     
  7. The basement may be ok if your mom doesn't interrupt 
     
  8. :lol:
     
  9. No one told you to read my thread, don't like go away
     
  10. Regardless if people like it or not they will comment lol :D


    Crystal :p
     
  11. I'd suggest they keep the opinions to the self??
     

  12. Sadly, not everyone will :)
     
  13.  Bravo
     

  14. Ily girly LOL
     
  15.  Meagan mi love
     
  16. I'll make my girl my world famous noodles 
     
  17. just have a good personality and good looks thats all u need not to go thru all that