Bad Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Mouse, Feb 26, 2015.

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  1. Hello fellow PIMD players!

    Coming at you live from the Sunflower State  (and for those of you who dont know what state that is, its Kansas )


    We have all encountered bad pick up lines at one point or another. Some hate them while others, like me, find them absolutely hilarious.

    I figured why not make a post where we can all enjoy the awful pick up lines guys (AND GIRLS) have made up throughout the years. Maybe a few of us will find them helpful. 

    I will start! My favorite one by far is:


    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
     
    #1 Mouse, Feb 26, 2015
  2. Are you an angle?? because you're acute one ️
     
    #2 ForeverNoob, Feb 26, 2015
  3. Girl, are you toilet paper?
    Because I'd let you touch my butt.
     
    #3 shan, Feb 26, 2015
  4. Call me Santa ? because i would travel the world for you ?️
     
    #4 ForeverNoob, Feb 26, 2015
  5. Guy: did it hurt? Girl: what? Guy: when you fell down from heaven
     
    #5 iAmbsGiveNoFawks, Feb 26, 2015
  6. Ik milk does a body good but dammnnnnn how much you been drinkin?!
     
    #6 iAmbsGiveNoFawks, Feb 26, 2015
  7. If you were a booger I would've picked you first ??
     
    #7 ForeverNoob, Feb 26, 2015
  8. Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs are still alive, right??
     
    #8 00_AtomicBabyRuth, Feb 26, 2015
  9. Do u have a quarter? (Why)
    Because i told my girlfriend i would call her when I found someone better.
     
    #9 ToyBot, Feb 26, 2015
  10. did you fall from heaven and hit your head, because your face looks screwed up
     
    #10 sorry-but-i-wannbae-cool, Feb 26, 2015
  11. Lmao that's not a pick up line that's an insult unless I'm reading it wrong
     
    #11 iAmbsGiveNoFawks, Feb 26, 2015
  12. Guy:Did you just fart?? Girl:What?  Guy:Because you just blew me away?
     
    #12 ForeverNoob, Feb 26, 2015
  13. Lmfao too funny
     
    #13 iAmbsGiveNoFawks, Feb 26, 2015
  14. Could it be we both read it wrong
     
    #14 sorry-but-i-wannbae-cool, Feb 26, 2015
  15. Wanna know what I'm wearing??




    That smile you gave me.
     
    #15 shan, Feb 26, 2015
  16. Baby are you an angel cause in allergic to feathers ( guy: throws up )
     
    #16 theoryturbine, Feb 26, 2015
  17. Another favorite is
    Is your name google? Because you are everything Im looking for.
     
    #17 Mouse, Feb 26, 2015
  18. Boy:Did it hurt?Girl:What?Boy:When u fell from heaven? girl:Like a Bîtch
     
    #18 -CYP_IAshlee_AmTwerkin4Daddy-_, Feb 26, 2015
  19. Are you from Tennessee?
    What? Do I know you?
    bc you're the ten I see
     
    #19 Deviant123, Feb 26, 2015
  20. I lost my number, can I have yours?
     
    #20 shan, Feb 26, 2015
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