Strip

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BigJohnFyi, Feb 19, 2015.

  1. It's so delicious. The smell is intense. The aroma commands the room. My mouth waters. My brain is in overload. I wait for the right time. If I miss my opportunity all will be ruined. But the aroma is making my brain bounce off the wall. I'm running around in circles. I try to calm myself. To know avail it's even possible at the moment. My phone rings I silence it. The time has come to flip my strip of bacon over. Just 3 more minutes and it's cooked to perfection. This thick cut of Canadian Bacon is a sexy item I must say. The grease just slides down the side and marinates around the strip. My mouth has turned into a waterfall. The last strip has now landed on my BLT. I take one last look at this masterpiece. 
    I just took a bite and the flavor is exploding in my mouth. I run outside and yell I GOT BACON.
    Written By King Bacon
     
  2. Remix the kibbles and bits commercial
     
  3. Nope they jacked me