"If I was an item..."

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fume, Feb 14, 2015.

  1. Hellooo my friends! Another hunt passes and yet it still kinda sucks butt!

    So me and the other gasses have been on them running wheels trying to come up with a new form of game entertainment to help you cope through this time of boredom!

    LADYS AND GENTLEMAN I GIVE YOU! "If I Was An item..." A new game where you have to make up an item the user above was and as you find on normal items give them a little slogan.

    For example:
    I'll use my lovely Rs bird.
    Item: Dove
    "Like an angel she flys, until she's shot down by some farmers..."

    SIMPLE! ENJOY!

    յօຣʜ Ƒʋɱԑ
     
  2. Item: wind
    "Like the wind he blows, until you smell him.."
     
  3. Who shoots doves?? ?????
     
  4. Dunno  Idiots that's who.

    Item: Bird Call.
    "Nay... Erm... Croak... One more try... Squak!"
     
  5. Farmers apparently
     
  6. Item: Obama
    "Homie I'm the president, governor, and mayor. I control everything like a dictator."
    :ugeek:
     
  7. Why would you shoot a dove??
     
  8. I'm a little traumatised about being shot
     
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  10. Item: ivy

    "I'm like poision, one kiss and you're trapped"
     
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  12. Thanks for pointing that out 
     
  13. Best comment ever
     
  14. I wouldn't actually shoot my rs.


    Love her to pieces though 
     
  15. Even though she killed your thread and sent it completely off topic? 
     
  16. I would luv 2 join