(Guy) I was playing a game and had put my Bluetooth on to charge,picked it up a second later an put it on. Looked at the cord and was like"where is my Bluetooth....?
Looking for phone or keys or various other items when in my hand. Looking for sunglasses when on my head. There was the one time I couldn't find my phone and then found it in my refrigerator. I don't even know how that happened. I'm fairly gullible and fall for people's pranks/tricks all the time. I'm sure if I think about it some more, I'll think of other examples.
At work one time, we had a birthday party in and we had a cake out back, after the meal, I discreetly went up to a man on the table and whispered "should we bring the cake out now?" To which he replied "what cake?"... I'd asked the man whose birthday it was and ruined the surprise!! #couldofdied
I once walked into a glass door, cause I thought the door was open. Then I tried to walk outside again and again and it didn't work,and then I realized and I felt extremely stupid. I also once put an empty cereal box back on the shelf, and one day I was craving cereal and I saw the box and got all excited. Then I opened the box and was extremely disappointed
I was using my phone as a flashlight because my hall light doesn't work, I get to my room throw my stuff onto my bed then realise my phone isn't in that hand, I tell my mom to call my phone and she's like "What are you using as a flashlight...?" And I said "MY PHONE!!!... Oh!.."
I started playing this game called PIMD and even worse I thought the developers ATA listened to its players. Now that's a blonde moment.
Basically... I use to go out with a girl who had an identical twin. One day I went round to see her, we kissed and all that normal relationship stuff. Not later did it turn out that my girlfriend had purposefully tricked me because it turned out to be her sister. In the end she forgave me as it was her idea and I didn't notice a single bit because there's no difference between the two. I feel both sad and happy she didn't dump me
When I get to the bottom of my stairs I can't remember if I just came down them or I was about to go up. If I go out to get anything I come back with everything BUT the thing I went out for. I am blonde ?