Just thought I'd let you all know my sexuality because I like attention and want to be different. I might not even be straight, I just want attention. No hate.
omg dont hate. My friend committed suicide 30 seconds ago. I know that's completely irrelevant but I want attention and sympathy. It's also a lie. Don't hate. Why cant people just be nice for once
omg im not stupid I have iq of 200. People just dont understand me. omg. Do you guys like green day. Probably not. Ugh such a bad generation omg
When I was in the 3rd grade I thought I was straight.. Cause I farted for laughs and never wiped my butt great…
An adopted kid once asked one of his fathers "dad. How did I fit out of your bum? I had constipation last week and it split..."