What to get your boo..(tl;dr)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Feb 7, 2015.

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    What to get your boo on Valentine's Day
    The Cherry edition

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    Hey you, yeah you ;). Glad to see you're back here again for another one of my rambling threads. So nice of you to join me. Are those pants new? I like them, they look nice. Should we get on to this thread now, since we seemed to have had our moment now? (tl;dr) Okay so...

    What to get your boo on Valentine's day? Seems like a very easy question to answer, you could easily go traditional and ya know do the usual...

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    But traditional is just so boring...and doesn't have that spark you know. And relationships need spark! Even if that spark is given by doctors in white lab coats and traditionally called electroshock treatment. But whatever I digress! You need to have some sizzle some spark so I've searched the realm of the internet to find some snazzy gifts for you to give to that one special boo of yours. So let's get started!




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    This is perfect for that boo you have that you think is maybe to good for you, but still needs to find a Prince Charming. If you think your boo is a keeper but yet, you kinda suck. Here's a grow your own prince. I don't think there's a disclosure that says they automatically become a princess after receiving this gift...but yeah, it's the thought that counts. Maybe you should get her a Burger King crown or something to match it?




    Item #2


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    This is a lovely gift idea, especially for that girl that loves jewelry but has to much and sits on her butt all day. You can make her assemble her own necklace! It's an amazing idea! I mean loves priceless and takes some assembling, why should your jewelry be effortless? Just makes no sense right? And well if she's maybe allergic to shellfish this may not be the correct gift...don't want to spend all night in the ER...




    Item #3


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    Nothing says love like proper dental hygiene, it's an extremely important part of being with someone. I mean, kissing and such and being close enough to their face so that you can gaze into their eyes and tell them how much you hate them is a wonderful part of every relationship. So they created this lovely his and hers dental floss, in the lovely flavor combination of bacon and cherry. Because nothing says love like bacon and cherries...maybe bacon wrapped cherries but that's just insanity right there!




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    Where's love without an anatomically correct heart and jello?!? I mean come on, it's just an amazing gift. You can give her your heart and some jello, I can hear the wedding bells now...or maybe that's just the sedatives the doctors gave me kicking in? I'll have to get back to you on that one!




    Item #5


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    D'awwwww it's a teddy, everyone knows girls love Teddy's. Instant cute factor! They're like little fluffy snuggly bundles of fluff...which is basically exactly what they are! This one gets right to the point! If you were ever skeptical on if your boo may misunderstand your intentions this teddy bear is the perfect one for you. You're welcome.




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    Here's the perfect gift idea for those on a limited budget! You can make your boo happy and sweep her right off her feet or out of her spot with this little greeting card. It's so sweet. Letting her know your amount of cool I mean...Sheldon is totally cool and all.




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    I saved my favorite for last. It's another teddy, and it's like fantastic. It's like a catcall and a instant booty guarantee all in one. How can she say no to your holla with you all knowledgeable about lingo and stuff?!? She can't! Exactly. Get her both the Teddy's and she'll have no pants on letting you holla if you get my drift, amirite?!? ;)





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    So we've come to the end now, I know you're sad to see me go. It's okay...I'll be back again. Seriously those are really nice pants. I may want to borrow those sometime, they'd match my eyes!

    Shhh don't cry...it's okay...I got you covered, you're fine now, she'll never know you got her a gift 2 days before valentines you're good.


    And on that note

    (This insanely long thread has been brought to you by Cherry)

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  2. Id get my boo pizza
     
  3. :roll: my d.
     
  4. If only I had a boo
     
  5. Food is the way to a woman's heart.
     
  6. Be my valentine? ??
     
  7. Jokes on you OP, Iam not wearing any pants.
     
  8. HehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehHeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
     
  9. That's lovely.
     
  10. Very nice 
     
  11. MAMA

    I said be my valval
     
  12. Jokes jokes. I'm gonna spend all night on the phone with her, making her laugh.
     
  13.  I'm going to buy myself all of them ???
     
  14. That's cherry to you sir!
     
  15. I was almost going to get that bacon dental floss one day. haha
     
  16. CHERRY

    I said be my valval. ?️
     
  17. I'm already claimed ?
     
  18. By me.?
     
  19. I'm claimed too but we can be valvals.