Pick-Up Lines.

 I loved this!! Cheers

 

These are fantastic going to have to use them!  Just as a joke

 

You remind me of my pinky toe. Short, cute, and I'm gonna bang you on my coffee table.

 

You're beary beautiful.

 

If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

 

Do u know karate cause your body is kicking?

 

When she asks your age, tell her, shortly followed by "Inches."

EX:


Iam 22... Inches.

 

Roses are red, sugar is sweet, when i think about you i beat my meat

 

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.

 

Do you got a Band-Aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you??

 

Be a man and rub some dirt on it ?

 

:roll:

 

You're like an exothermic reaction...you spread your hotness everywhere.

I'll treat you like I treat my math homework. I'll slam you down on the table and do you all night long.

Hope you enjoy them ^_^

 

Can I treat u like my pinky toe and bang u on everything?

 

That was supposed to be laughing. Must have spaced out.... :lol:

 

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Baby, Im no Fred Flinstone but I can make your bedrock!

 

That could cause an infection? resulting in amputation?

 

Why not alcohol ? ?

 

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. ️