Valentine's Day is coming up, so why not share some of your weirdest, cheesiest, or funniest pick-up lines you have.? Are you religious? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me. There'll be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. Are you a Pikachu? Because you're shockingly beautiful. Please keep in mind of the ToU while commenting. If I find your pick-up line entertaining, then I'll gift you something nice. ~Crystal.
Did you just fart cause you blew me away Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again Do you own a donkey farm? Cause id sure like to ride that ass What has 100 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?... My zipper
Are you from Paris? Because you drive me in seine Are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me crazy Are you from South Korea? Because you're my Seoul-mate Are you from Egypt? Because I Cairo lot about you
I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath? Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants. Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them. Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U. Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free? You smell like trash. May I take you out?
are u a thief? Coz you stole my heart! I cant win a fight with you! why? Just your smile im knockout!
When you smiled at me from across the room I tripped and injured myself. I'm gonna need your name and number for insurance reasons
You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight. Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice. You can call me Nemo, because I'm gonna "touch the butt"
"Hey, Iam an Astronaut, And Iam about to explore Uranus." "Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them." "Ill be like a good restaurant, and having you coming again and again." "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?" If the above methods dont work on that sexy thang, go to Plan B. Insult her. Then she'll want you even more. Per example: "Yo mama so Hairy she has a documentary on National Geographic!" or maybe, "Your so fat your shadow casts a shadow" Or my favorite, "Ill never forget the first time I met you... But Ill keep trying." Make evil face afterwards. > If she pretends to not like your advances, go hit on her mom to make her jealous. Use a good line, though, like, "Hey... I just wanted to say that... You have the prettiest eyes Ive ever seen on a wookiee." Alright! Now is your chance! Revert back to your smooth moves on that girl. Walk up to her, and say, "Hey... Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you..." Now youll probably get slapped. Just walk away. She'll come for you in your dreams. (30-year Guarantee)
Coincidentally we had to come up with some chemistry pickup lines today.. are you made of copper and tellurium because you are CuTe. not original but still :?