Orange: Your 10 step guide to choosing the correct colour

So it doesn't take a genius to work out is better than ?, how obvious...

But for those who are unfortunate enough to not know this fact, or even worse, the dreaded people who think ?is better than  (*gasp*), I feel it is my duty to inform you why:

1. Orange just looks better, duh.
2. Oranges are a fruit, what's blue? Just a boring old colour that's what.
3. Orange suits me better, this is obviously one of the most important reasons obviously.
4. Orange is almost yellow, and the sun looks yellow, and the sun is awesome.️
5. Orange is the colour of fire kinda usually, #applycoldwatertotheburn.
6. Blue sucks
7. It really really sucks.
8. Did I mention blue kinda sucks. ?
9. Orange is the colour of love, or at least it should be.
10. I'm wearing an orange shirt right now.

That concludes this extremely helpful and not at all sarcastic guide to help you choosing the correct colour, I know, I know, I'm pretty damn great  have a nice day.


ps. for president 2016
pss. Im not even american 

~A patriotic  puppy ?

 

Only blue's would say such things ? I know your kind ?

 

You're one of them Destiny ?

 

Yeah that's why I didn't put it in the guide section 

 

I didn't say that... Noooooo it's the spread of blue ._.

 

I think the forums may have been infected  too much blue

 

But we all agree the sky and ocean should be Orange, they'd look so much better 