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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by RevolutionaryWolf, Jan 26, 2015.

  1. ForumExpelled!
    Because forums suck but you click it anyway.








    Bunny Prince looking for the love of his life
    Royal leader is seeking out a life partner in campus



    The prince is overrun by his loyal subjects.

    26 Jan 5:57 PM
    PIMD CAMPUS: TODAY, a young monarch was seen on campus appearing to be searching for a girl who he could be a boyfriend to. (Or a best friend. You can never tell these days with all these abbreviations.)



    He advertises himself as a good and sweet guy which is possibly true considering his subjects love him so much. After tending to his bunnies, which are dear to his heart, he has realized the need for something else to fill his heart. Upon closer inspection, we see that he wants someone to represent his world.



    His status reads: “Waiting for the one..who becomes my world…”

    Whether he means this metaphorically or geographically, we are not entirely sure. (He may need someone to help him with his period. And by that, I mean the proper use of an ellipsis.) He also seems to be a member of the House of Freaks R Us420. But who are we to judge a man in his quest for true love?

    His subjects seem to be supportive of his endeavors. After wading through his subjects and dodging the ones only capable of exclaiming, “ERMAHGERD. KERRERTS.” I have managed to interview one of his loyal subjects properly.

    He said: “Prince is good not only because he gives us carrots. He also lettuce run outside and play every day. But Prince had a girlfriend before that make him sad.”



    “It make us angry,” he adds, “so we fights her.”



    “Now, she is some bunny that we used to know. But Prince needs a new some bunny.” And with that, we give our full support.

    UPDATE: There seems to be a development!



    This serious girl appears interested in becoming his “some bunny”. When we look at her profile, alas, we believe we’ve found his match!



    Someone who can complete his ellipses properly! I would have thought she would be the one, however, he seems to not reciprocate her feelings. Life is harsh. Love is blind. But, I may have a theory as to why he did not choose her.



    Apparently, he wants Amy.




    IN OTHER NEWS



    Someone, really, really doesn’t want you touching his/her dog.

    And the Student of the Year is bored. (And when you check his profile, he’s a fellow tutor of the Prince’s and serious girl is on his wall. COINCIDENCE? I think not!)
     
  2. Ok...

    1. This is some next level stalker shit ?
    2. You didn't even mention the prince's charity work in "Freaks R Us420"
    3. Lol
     
  3. Everyone stalks in PIMD, Ellie.

    EVERYONE.
     
  4. I love this 
    Forums is so dead but this gave me a good read
    Plus the bunny puns were fab ?
     
  5. This is by far the best thread I've seen all week ?

    I love you, OP.
     
  6. I think I have found someone to better suit prince bunny.



    He made a thread about his love of farming, which is key to growing carrots.
     
  7. I laughed too hard when I saw the girl's status.I didn't see that coming lol. Funny thread!
     
  8. But... He is not Amy! ?
     
  9. Dammit, I forgot, I'll keep stalking WC for Amy's.?
     
  10. Agree :D
     
  11. Rofl! Nice stalking
     
  12. Maybe he is searching for the next Princess_bunny named Amy as well. :[ his princess went inactive lol
     
  13.  Priceless
     
  14. ?I wish him good luck on his quest
     
  15. Omg :lol:  Fab thread nick, thanks for giving us something good to read.

    Bunnies ? they're so cute!
     
  16.  Nice post! 
     
  17. I don't, no patience for that. But I do have people who stalk and report back to me. :lol:
     
  18. My profiles too boring to stalk.
     
  19. Nice one wolf.

    ?They see you when you're sleeping, they know when you're awake, I know if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake. ?Tehe better watch out flo Im stalking you