Kneel Before Your Owner

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Osun, Jan 24, 2015.

  1. I was introducing logic to religion, or common sense. The same either way lol
     
  2. You will be rewarded my child.
     
  3. Inb4 zolt cola spread by the gr8 one
     
  4. What more? I need you to realize that I do know you and that you do, indeed, know me. ?
     
  5. Can this be like in Greek mythology, where Zeus kills Kronos and takes over? ;)
     
  6. Why did that sound so sexual to me
     
  7. Dear osun, I will not recognize you as my ruler, nor will I follow your commands. If you have a problem with this, then come at me bro.

    Candy has spoken
     
  8. What?! I get a reward?! What is it? ??
     
  9. Dear child, I will not recognize you as my child anymore, because you where adopted, so I'm not your father the devil is. If you have a problem with this, than come at me devil's child.

    Osun has spoken
     
  10. I'm adopted? This is the greatest news I have ever gotten! The Devil is my father? Yeah that sounds about right :lol:
     
  11. Candy my child who says I was talking to you?
     
  12. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  13. Who's going to kill me?
     
  14. ️?We all know I'm one of the true gods. I haven't seen you at the god convention??
     
  15. I'm glad I'm not religious...I'm not following anyone :p
     
  16. same here
     
  17. Seriously when you made this thread did you think of the religious ppl on the game  I think your thoughts might be a little less self-centred ? i myself am a Christian and you might or mock but I am truly offended 
     
  18.  that's cute, this is the interwebs