My life is quite normal and boring it all started that one day you know when your mom is laying in the hospital and umm.... Well you know your in the waiting room with your crayons anyways thats how it all began but today I continue the plain lifestyle I have a hobby for adopting children currently have 19.5 of them I ate half of one my wife didnt approve so I tossed her down a chimney in a Santa outfit merry christmas kids btw Santa dont exist so get over it the only ppl coming down the chimney are burglars speaking of which I have a stealing problem I tend to steal Barbies don't judge they're for my daughters because Im poor from buying stock from a bum it's ok tho because I still got me kids and don't pay child support to my dead wife thanks for reading The End...