Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Osun, Jan 16, 2015.

  1. Me.


    Do these jeans make me look fat?
     
  2. What does water taste like...
     





  3. It tastes like fish scales
     
  4. Why doesn't glue stick on the inside of the bottle? ?
     


  5. Because a female bobbed on it



    Why do mothers always carry hair around
     
  6. Because they love pizza.

    What is the first time in the Sunday
     
  7. Why are llamas so awesome
     
  8. They are not awesome ?

    Why do I fart a lot? 
     
  9. you eat too many beans.

    How is it possible that fish can drown?
     
  10. Science


    Wanna buy some shoes?
     
  11. no, shoes are for weirdos.

    Is their a snake in my boot?
     
  12. Only sometimes.



    Where does the white go when snow melts?
     
  13. Will I ever lose my V?
     
  14. Yea from my dog,

    Will I be gay
     
  15. Only if you straighten up



    How do backs slide?
     
  16. By dropping the soap

    Wanna be my *****?
     
  17. When you make brooms fly.



    How do horses fly?
     


  18. I can walk your horse down the aisle




    Am I classic
     
  19. An oldie but golden.



    Can a washer ring?