I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Redstars_Pimd_account, Jan 16, 2015.

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  1. I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
     
    #1 Redstars_Pimd_account, Jan 16, 2015
  2. Re: I sexually Identify myself as an Attack Helicopter

    Awesome.
     
    #2 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Jan 16, 2015
  3. Re: I sexually Identify myself as an Attack Helicopter

    Good luck with that.
     
    #3 -_A_-CareBearCrystal, Jan 16, 2015
  4. Re: I sexually Identify myself as an Attack Helicopter

    "Hot sticky loads"?
     
    #4 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Jan 16, 2015
  5. Re: I sexually Identify myself as an Attack Helicopter

    So creative
     
    #5 -Trey3, Jan 16, 2015
  6. Which surgeon is doing that? I'd love hellfire missiles attached to me
     
    #6 -_The-Bac-UN-Ate-Her_-, Jan 16, 2015
  7. Re: I sexually Identify myself as an Attack Helicopter

    Ayeeeee ;) :lol:
     
    #7 Taboo, Jan 16, 2015
  8. I was wondering if it is a sin to date an attack helicopter. I am a young Autobot and want to remain faithful
     
    #8 Redstars_Pimd_account, Jan 16, 2015
  9. That's hawt??
     
    #9 ZooWap, Jan 16, 2015
  10. Marry meh <3
     
    #10 boobookiti, Jan 16, 2015
  11. hi Apache.
     
    #11 -NO-Bueno, Jan 16, 2015
  12. That's very good. But shouldn't your sticky loads be impregnating rather than killing?
     
    #12 Radclyffe, Jan 16, 2015
  13. Yeah, dropping lethal, hot, sticky loads might be a deal breaker for most ladies....
     
    #13 Tittybang, Jan 16, 2015
  14. High speed projectiles can be deadly if shot down the throat
     
    #14 Redstars_Pimd_account, Jan 16, 2015
  15. Your obviously eating the wrong type of wheaties for breakfast
     
    #15 -_A_-SeaMonkey, Jan 16, 2015
  16. For a second i thought...nvm.
     
    #16 -_THOR_-Jhonny_ate_her_cookies, Jan 16, 2015
  17. Well I think we can all agree that this isn't redstar
     
    #17 whoshere, Jan 16, 2015
  18. Why not?
     
    #18 Redstars_Pimd_account, Jan 16, 2015
  19. Scud
     
    #19 *-_A_-Jax (01), Jan 16, 2015
  20. I checked my privilege. I'll have you know I'm extremely oppressed. To express my dissatisfaction, I will now dash your hopes and dreams to make up for my pathetic life.

    You're not a attack helicopter.
    You're scum.
     
    #20 MrJester, Jan 17, 2015
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