The parodic use of Characters which are under copyright is permitted by the Fair Use section of the Copyright act. Google it or something. -------------------------- The year is 2017. After a fatal crash, PimD was taken offline. Permanently. The thirsties in the app took to the streets, waving signs which read "Followz me fir sexai RPzzz". But alas, the sight of old men and other perverts deterred any advances. So, they used the holy power of ?. Everybody was like ?NOM NOM NOM Using this ? they increased their numbers. Few americans could resist. The most notable of survivors were PimD users, as they knew of the horrid nature of the thirsties. Bulldog254, -Mike-LovesAhli, -Ahli-LovesMike and -Cyn. The four most amazing peoplez of PimD that werent busy. The amazing band of legendary heroes made their way to Chuck Norris's house. There, they made their stand, spraying the thirsties with sarcasm and water, shooting them with Potato guns and airsoft rifles. They went to regroup with Chuck one night, and found him lying on the floor.-Cyn was first to talk. "...Chuck?" "Arrrghhhj" Exclamations of surprise emenated throughout the room. He was alive, Chuck cleared his throat. "R...RP?" The decemated looks of dread on the face of the survivors cannot be described. So Ill use emojis for them. ? As they were discussing what to do with Chuck, a whirring sound filled the air, and...Ponies? Ponies flew in the sky. They were everywhere. Upon closer inspection they were ridden by 30 year old men, or "Bronies." 4 ponies came to the band of legendary heroic popstar people. One pony strode forth, rode by a 40 year old 529 pound man in a tutu and tiara. It fumbled under the weight. The man said, "I, am princess Hufflepuff, of the Pony legions. Surrender yourselves at once, or face annihilation." Ahli shouldered her Candy Cane cannon (Left over from christmas) and no-scoped Hufflepuff, the Pony queen. The pony army opened fire, and rainbows, butterflies and sunshine shot upon the heroes. Mike prayed to his ogrelord... Shrek. The immense power of his belief in Shrek summoned the ogre himself. He roared a mighty roar, as he threw onion grenades into the air, spraying the Ponies in onion juice, making them cry and go home to Momma. The power let off from the battle opened a portal... To... Nerdtopia. Hundreds, thousands, then millions streamed through, from Star Trek fans and Heavy gamers to Math Geeks and Scientists. Just then, Mike realized he had a limited edition flock of Goku's hair. His face paled as the nerds smelled the amazingness of Goku. They all lunged at the Band of heroes. The last they saw was the Pony hordes firing into the crowd with sparkly rainbow sunshine. Then...Nothing. --------------- Bulldog awoke to the sound of machinery, and the hissing of a broken steam pipe. He shook himself awake, noting that his hands were bonded behind him. He looked around to see Ahli, Mike and Cyn. And... A pony. Blue in color. "I, am Twilight. Welcome...To the Rainbow Factory." Bulldog paled as he recognized the name. "What do you want with us?" The blue pony laughed. "You see... We noticed some time ago that humans make much better rainbows than our previous...materials. Unfortunately most of you are tainted by the thirstiness, making horrid rainbows. So...We have found you four." "The rainbows made will be exceptional... You all have nice hair. Except for that one,"She said, pointing at Mike." The rest of you are perfect." By this time they were all awake, and Mike was furious. "I have AMAZING hair! You dont even know! Iam FABULOUS! Toss me in that machine, and watch the FABULOUSNESS that comes out!" As the pony and Mike argued, Bulldog looked around and saw another pony, but this one was also in chains. The blue pony, whom he knew to be Twilight, noticed his gaze. "We had to revert back to our old materials, as we thought you humans extinct, lost to the thirstiness. Glad that was not so." Ahli had somehow gotten out of her chains, and snuck up behind Twilight. Bulldog hadnt even caught the movement until he saw her. However, Twilight turned and saw Ahli, whom held a large wrench. "Wuh..What are you doing?!?!" Ahli raised the wrench. "Something I should have done a LONG time ago..." She put the wrench on the hissing pipe and twisted it, stopping the hissing. "Ahhh thats better. It was getting on my nerves. Oh, and also THIS!" She roundhouse kicked Twilight, whom was falling into the machine but opened her wings at the last minute. "WHY YOU-" Her words were interupted as the southernmost wall exploded, and in came a group of Rebel Ponies. They grabbed the injured pony, and made for the exit when Cyn said, "What about us!?!" The biggest one turned, and, with a smirk, said, "We dont much care for Humans. Dirty creatures." Bulldog said, "HEY! Thats against the ToU! " The pony paled, then nodded in defeat. They came and set up positions to fire upon the Pony Defense Force, whom arrived just moments after. The band of majestic heroes walked out, and were immediately greeted by... Shrek. "Oi Laddies! I br'aut ye' un ride! Nao, if'n ye dont mind, I gotta go peel their layers. If ya didnt know, this is MY SWAMP!" He leaped into the air, firing onions into the PDF. The band of heroes entered the onion carriage, and Mike immediately statted crying. "Mike, the carrriage doesnt have the onion smell..." "No.. Tha-Thats not it... She thought my hair wasnt good enough! Waagahhahahauuhhhhh" Ahli patted his back. "Its ok, you just need some Old Spice shampoo." And with that, Cyn mounted the Onion cannon whilst Bulldog got up front to see... "Donkey?" "When I get you where we going, you know what I could use? Waffles. Mmm mmmmmmm!" Bulldog ignored that, and said, "Hyaaahh!" They took off, Cyn firing into the PDF. They were rapidly gaining, when suddenly a massive green hand batted them like flies. It was the- "GREEEEEEN GIANT!!!!" The creature said, the overwhelming roar of his voice tearing at their ears. Bulldog had an idea. He ised his Cooking Lvl 1371838 skill to make "Juicy waffle". He flew onto te Green Giants back and dangled it in front of him, and the creature immediately began walking forward. "HOP ON!" --------- The band of heroes had now travelled as far away as possible. They were now so far north if you hocked a loogie itd freeze before it hit the ground. As they traveled the ground was littered with brown spots of what seemed to be chocolate. Suddenly, more chocolate rained down. They looked up to see Sandy Claws's pimp mobile, led by Reindolph the red nosed Crackhead. (His head had a tattoo of a crack on it) "Ohmahgawd... That... THATS NOT CHOCOLATE!" The band of adventuring adventurers adventured back to the place their adventure began. Chuck Norris's house. They needed to finish off the thirsty king. -------------- As they arrived, Chuck Norris saw them coming a mile away. He glanced to Mike and his eyes grew wide. "Mike! Can you... dance for me?" Mike's face grew bewildered. "W...What?" "Magic Mike! I wanna see you DANCE!" He lunged at him, and before they knew what happened they were all Koed. ----- They awoke much later, Ahli weeping at thoughts of what was happening to Mike. "We need to save him!" They made their way inside the fortress, which was surprisingly undefended. When they reached the end... What they saw changed them forever. Mike was going Magic Mike on Chuck Norris, with a Teletubby entourage. Cyn went Super Saiyan 817 and no-scoped Chuck. Mike was saved. The Teletubbies were free. All was well. The end....Or is it? To be continued. See spelling mistakes? Feel free to ignore them.
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As the Band of heroes basked in their own glory ( and the sun) their basking was halted when a shadow passed over them. Looking up, they... Tetris blocks. Millions of them, humongous. Everyone would be crushed if they landed. Bulldog had no choice... He typed in a cheat code and they all disappeared. ----- 3 years, the heroes have all lived peacefully. The world, now free of the PimD disease, had gone back to normal. One day, however, Bulldog got a call from Maleficent, te greatest villain evah. "Wad iz up?" ".... Stories of your power have traveled throughout my lands. I-" "Who dis? Diz iz no Papa Johns. Where are pizza?" "We need you to stop Goofy." "HEY! You iz get off subject!" Maleficent hung up, and Bulldog had to google what was going on. He found a blog. "So, like, there we were, like, hanging out, and all like, bored, ya know, cause our leader got killeded. So, this weird guy/dog thing with a big nose comes up and offers us a job, and, like, we took it. So yeah. -StormTrooper47188483728383129 Bulldog facepalmed and called up his homies, Cyn, Ahli, Mike, and some new homies, aok, Awkward, Seven and Nic. They each sent a message to all their contacts... ---- The two massive armies stood off. There was Goofy, his trusty Kingdom Hearts shield at the ready. With him were the StormTroopers from StarWars, the nobodies , the darkness, the bronies and ponies, and worstly...Shrek and his brogre army, among others. On the Other, Bulldog, his homies, and every famous hero. Ever. Iam not gonna bother naming names atm. Ahli rode out into combat, and Frieza flew up to her, whacking her off her loyal steed, Donkey. She stood up and released her ultimate Saiyan form. She clawed ar him, and her manicured nails pierced his skin. He got a bacterial infection and had to leave the fight. Cyn and Nic flew above the battle on Sandy Claws's Pimpmobile, raining rainbows on the hostile forces. Seven was quick scoping like everybody. aok was asleep. As the battle ensued, Goofy himself strode out. Ahli, Bulldog, Mike and Cyn, the Band of heroesa, met him in the field. As Goofy threw his shield at them, a sudden realization met him. That shield.... Them moves.... It was... He teleported behind Goofy and Pulled off his mask. "CAPTAIN AMERICA!!'' Ahli no scoped CA and the battle was over. The end... Or is it
But its simple The thirsties and pervs tried to take over the world, and then it led to My Little Ponies using humans to make rainbows. Shrek saved them, and they traveled to the north pole to see Reindeer chocolate fields. So they ran to Chuck Norris's house, and Mike was made to go Magic Mike on Chuck. Then more stuff happened. Thanks for the support everyone. Your comments help towards future installments in this series.