There are so many jokes I could say because I watch a youtube channel called yo momma XD so I'll just put a few 1) Yo momma so fat when she dies in Call of Duty the enemy automatically gets a 5 person kill streak 2) Yo momma so poor she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers 3) Yo momma so old she used to babysit yoda 4) Yo momma so short when she smoked weed she couldn't even get high 5) Yo mommas so stupid she tried to o make an appointment with Dr.Pepper 6) Yo momma is so ugly when the kool aid man burst through her wall he said "oh nooo" 7) Yo momma so hairy you came out with rug burn
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch Yo mama so stupid she tripped over the wire of a cordless phone Yo mama so dumb she got locked into a supermarket and died of hunger Yo mama so fat that when she walked down the street in a yellow coat people shouted "taxi!" Yo mama so fat that when she walked past some pigs they started singing "we are family" Here end the epitome of lame.
You can drown a fish..so that's not stupid. But some liquid, such as soap and it dies. My brother tested it out when we were little kids because he said the fish needed cleaning....